Hackpoems

So Valentines Day, won't you be my valentine?
Guess what I got you this year?
The largest, most superb, and most certainly alluring
Gift you've got in years!

Hundreds of ukelele players
    dressed in heart-shaped costumes playing Beatles covers,
Thousand of lab puppies
    painted in bright red with compassion drooling out their mouth and
Millions of boxes of candy
    of all shapes and kinds; I know you like variety!
Billions of roses
    that string behind like a velvet carpet
Along with hundreds and thousands and millions and billions in parade
    for the love and hate of you, Valentines Day.
Don't forget this poem too!

I figured you deserved it, Valentines Day.
To make up for all of your forgotten and discarded years.
Too hated to be loved by the souls whole see nothing in you
And too loved to ever be considered more than superficial
Nobody ever considered how you might feel, Valentines Day.
And you're as good a date as any, maybe even better!

So Valentines Day, won't you be my valentine?